Sometimes life is busy. Between work, holidays, and alien abductions, I’ve been away from the blog-o-sphere, however, after near riotous demand from the unruly masses*, here is the latest installment of:
CM’s TWEETS OF THE WEEEEEEEEEEK:**
@AbielleRose: I don’t want to be known as a ‘writer.” I want to be known as a creator.
@hellioncat: Laughing at someone brave enough to try something they can’t do is your greatest act of cowardice.
@alan_tudyk: I walked my dog in the pre-sunrise early morning breeze today. The only sound was my breath and the owl song. Suddenly hungry for Hooters.
@TheNotebook: Don’t cry over the past, it’s gone. Don’t stress about the future, it hasn’t arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful.
@ericjkrause: Hehe. Too true. RT @FARfetched58: You know spammers have ruined everything when a hot female avi becomes a reason NOT to follow someone.
@ItsAYYSIAN: Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy bacon, and that’s pretty damn close.
@SoVeryAwkward: That awkward moment when someone asks if you’re on Team Edward or Team Jacob…and you say you’re on Team Potter.
@Broslife: I always have to remember when I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome.
@zachbraff: Team not Sleeping on the Sidewalk for a Ticket to a Movie that’s Gonna be Out for Months.
@JensBookshelf: A car just drove past slowly, with thumping gansta rap. Guys, it doesn’t work if you’re driving your Mum’s station wagon.
@PamGrier: We do not stop playing because we are old. We grow old because we stop playing. Xox.
@Chemistry_cat_: Holy shift, look at the asymptote on that mother function. #chemistrycat
@Inspire_Us: The difference in winning & losing is most often, not quitting. -Walt Disney
@MorganCline: Brushing my pet bunny & listening to Paul Simons “Graceland” album…so yeah, I’m exactly where I thought I’d be at 32.
@Flickimp: There are times when I wish I was at Bag-end watching the clouds drift by.
@Sam Sykes Swears: In writing, talent is used some of the time. Luck is used once or twice. Persistence is used for absolutely everything else.
@VoiceVote84: This year I’m thankful for a loving family, warm & generous friends, education, and just enough wisdom to be grateful. #thanksgiving
@lanniewright: ‘Times are bad. Childern no longer obey their parents and everyone is writing a book.” -Ceciro, circa 43 BC
@alyankovic: I swear some days it’s no longer worth strapping on your studded leather codpiece.
@Itisawomanthing: Being female is a matter of birth, being a woman is a matter of age, but being a lady is a matter of choice.
@_Snape_: Voldemort is like a teenage girl. He has a diary, a tiara, a favorite ring, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.
@JewelStaite: Things uttered in public places that warrant weird looks from strangers: “Man, I sure do love hot dogs.”
@KellyMeding: “I hate rice cakes. They taste like popcorn farts.” #Chopped #bestlinesever
@alan_tudyk: my ass is in widespread panic
@InspiringY0U: Finding each other is the beginning, staying together is the process. Working together is the success. #InspiringY0U
@joelmchale: Clean up on aisle Los Angeles. #wind
@AntonSesay: You Are Exactly Who You Think You Are, So Think Highly Of Yourself.
@DalekThay: You BETTER watch OUT. You BETTER not CRY. You BETTER not POUT. I am TELLING you WHY. YOU will be EX-TER-MIN-ATED. #DalekChristmas
@ColleeLindsay: BREAKING NEWS: Some people on the Internet are idiots. FILM AT ELEVEN!
@HillaryJacques: My boss’s mouth says “get towork” but her eyes say “eat chocolate and frolic”. Which to believe???
(whew)
*and by that I mean complete and total silence from the Intertoobz.
**epic fading sound effect, in case you were wondering. Also, Note: All tweets are kinda’ as they appear in my feed to include RT credits (when able), trends, misspells, poor punctuation, lies, knick knacks, paddy whacks, and giving a dog a bone.