These are some of my New Writing Term Recommendations, as seen on Chirper. Updated whenever.
Bowlarina: (n) – An author (moi) who pirouettes and plies through a story with the grace of a bowling ball.
Consonantipation: (n) – Severe case of writer’s block that can only be cured with a good vowel movement.
Constiplotation: (n) – Blockage that occurs when trying to figure out how to get from A to B in your story.
Deletist: (n): An author who feels superior because they found/removed their own typos.
Ibproofin (n): necessary to deal with the headache from proof-reading your own material.
Semi-Colonoscopy: (n) – the procedure by which a writer digs through a story to make sure it isn’t full of crap.