We’re exactly one week away from the release day for my debut novel, Undead Chaos. So to help count down the next 7 days, I’ve set up interviews with the cast and crew of the book to give you all a sense of what’s to come. Therefore, allow me to present my first guest, the “being” that sets the plot-wheels in motion: the zombie, Anthony Banks!
Welcome Mr. Banks. Wow, you’re ripe. Mind if I spray some air freshener in here?
*blank stare*
I’ll take silence as consent. (*lemon-scented Febreeze applied liberally*). Whew, that’s so much better. Now back to you. Can I call you Tony?
*groans*
Excellent. So, Tony, you’re the one who kicks off the entire adventure for Marcus and Company. Working with them must have been quite an experience.
*shrugs*
Ooookay. But being a zombie–
*snarls*
Sorry, one of the Reanimated, you must have faced numerous challenges over the course of the book.
*points to stitches on neck*
Holy cow. Were you beheaded or something?
*nods*
Well that’s…awkward. Anywho, moving on. Tens of my fake followers submitted questions for you. First, is it true that zo–
*glares*
–the Reanimated eat brains?
*shakes head and gurgles with laughter*
That’s a relief. How about getting bitten. Will that turn you into a Reanimated thing?
*shakes head*
Well then, how do you become one?
*mumbles something*
A tap dancer?
*mumbles louder*
Oh, Necromancer. So you don’t just hop up out of the grave, a trained specialist has to actively return you from the dead?
*nods*
Got it. And how fortuitous since we have someone from that profession lined up for later this week. Oh look, my producer is (thankfully) giving me the wrap-it-up signal. One last question before we go: What can readers expect from reading Undead Chaos?
*waves hands like he’s in a Michael Bay movie*
So action, humor, noir mystery, and a touch of romance, eh?
*rolls eyes and mumbles something that sounds like ‘whatever’*
Wonderful! Thanks for being on the blog today, Tony. And thanks to everyone who read along. Tune in tomorrow when I interview the book’s Female Lead: Quinn Fawkes.
And remember, Undead Chaos can be pre-orded from the online retailers below or your favorite e-book distributor. Order now and it’ll show up on your e-reader on October 28th. Just like magic!
