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Tweets of the Week: 16 Dec 11

It’s that time of year again: The Season of Giving. Therefore, I give you this week’s installment of CM’s:

Tweets of the Week:*

@Michael_A-Tate: Alright words, look out because I’m going hunting. And when I catch you I’m going to arrange you for display in my zoo…I mean story.

@LovelyWhenReady: If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn’t be in it.

@AncientProverbs: “We are what we repeatedly do. Excellent, then, is not an act, but a habit.” -Aristotle

@ReadWriteLuv: “A committed writer sentences himself to death.” -Unknown #humor (ROFL must’ve been a run-on sentence.)

@HillaryJacques: So glad people can’t see me inside stand-up tanning booths. Not because I’m naked, but beacuse I’m doing the robot. Badly.

@JensBookshelf: Sometimes I think I should be a proper grown up and follow politics. Then I remember I like stories with character development.

@herebemagic: I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. Dr Suess.

@StaciaDecker: Amazingly, agents would rather allot unpaid work hrs to developing existing clients than to queries from strangers who call them idiots.

@Greorg_Grey: Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

*Note: All tweets are kinda’ as they appear in my feed to include RT credits (when able), trends, misspells, poor punctuation, lies, 15% off retail, buy one get one free, doorbuster sales, and no interest until 2013!

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Tweets of the Week: 11 Nov 11 (belated)

Due to participation in hometown festivities on Friday*, followed by a weekend of merriment and spine-tingling adventure with CobraMrsFit, I failed to click “Publish Post.” Apologies for denying the masses this “week’s” unpastuerized dose of awesome, lovingly referred to (*cough*onlybyme*cough*) as:

Tweets of the Week**

@alan_tudyk: When it comes to people, places, and things, lately, I find that people and places just complicate things.

@BadAstronomer: If I somehow became the richest man on Earth I would still stand in the kitchen at night and eat Honeycombs dry right out of the box.

@zachbraff: I just decided you’re going to have the best day ever!

@AdviceToWriters: If writing seems hard, it’s because it is hard. WILLIAM ZINSSER #amwriting #writing #writetip #NaNoWriMo

@hobronto: Everybody, this is important. Please pay attention: A scrub is a guy who thinks he’s fly, and is also known as a buster. Thank you.

@rdonoghue: The only person who ever really objects to killing the messenger is the messenger. Sadly, that’s only one voice.

@hijinksensue: “And finally, to Mr. Harry Potter, for outstanding courage and for murdering Professor Quirell, 60 points to Gryffindor House.”

@DeathStarPR: Force lightning hits me so hard, Makes me say, “Ow, my Lord!” Thank you for blasting me With 40000 amps of electricity. Stop, Palpa Tine.

@Broslife: A honorary U-S-A! U-S-A to all the veterans out there. Your bravery inspires me to be even more awesome.

@AM_Preston: Appropriate: You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you. Ray Bradbury.

*Thank you to each and every service member for your sacrifice and bravery.

**Note: All tweets are mostly as they appear in my feed to include RT credits (when able), trends, misspells, poor punctuation, lies, the Power of Love, dude looks like a lady, rocking around the clock, and hello-is it me you’re looking for?
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